Devious Journal Entry

(Oh god my friend may die from a heart condition! D: )
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Haxorus

(Oh jeez...)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Feraligatr

(Cool. I approve.)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Sawk

( O___O ....I'm so dead..)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Aerodactyl-mega

(Oh god, why?)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Samurott

(... I am okay with this. It's like my rl bf, a swimmer. xD )

(It was good while it lasted? xD )
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Granbull

 ( O_____o .....why???)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Shuppet

(Heck yes! I am fine with this ghostly cutie. :3 )
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Surskit

(It's okay you're cute, but... where is your stomach at anyway? >.> )
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Exploud

( Yeah, I should have DEFINITELY noticed.. D8 )
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Meowth

(...... I don't know how to feel about this.. :c )
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Thundurus

( ~sobs~ Samurott HELP!! DX )
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Hypno

(FOR THE SAFETY OF CHILDREN EVERYWHERE! Otherwise, I feel bad..)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Poochyena

(Hell yeah! BEREZNOFF!! My buddy! )
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Nidoking

(Intimidating, but sweet. =w= )
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Flaaffy

(Nice. :3 )
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Duosion

( ......How does this work?)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Flabebe

(Not really, but it's better than a Gulpin or something.)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.